Breast over Brest

In what will likely be one of the first of many disappointments for Payton, there is no Versus Network on the channel line-up at Lucille Packard Children's Hospital. Thus, the roll out of this year's Tour de France from Brest will be missed. It's a shame. I'd been prepping her for some time to get here early, which she did, so that she could see Stage 1. You see, instead of the typical Prolouge time trial that normally starts the race, the wacky French decided to make the maiden stage a road race with no time bonuses. First man over the line get the Yellow Jersey. But, no Vs. at the hospital. They have six channels of closed circuit TV which detail how to change diapers, etc. but no Tour. Come on! We've got nurses to change the diapers, we can figure it out later.

Oh well, for today and for her first tour, I'm sure Payton will be happy with breast instead of Brest. Daddy set it to record and would watch it later.